Friday Funny

Posts found on Facebook:

• Lazy people fact #61578246538: You were too lazy to read that number.

• People say that 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over this morning disagreed!

• When food falls to the floor, all the little germs scream, "Let's get it!" while the Mama germ says, "No, we must wait 5 seconds."

• "I" before "E" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm."

• I used to wonder what it would be like to know what other people were thinking. Now that I have Facebook, I am over it!

• I have learned so much from my mistakes, I am thinking about making a few more.

• To whoever invented zero, thanks for nothing!